Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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