He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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