I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
my being single is dangerous.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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