She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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