if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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