what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
smell my finger.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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