And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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