Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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