He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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