my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
only you would photoshop your dick
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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