There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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