your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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