I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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