watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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