im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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