I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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