He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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