He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
