I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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