butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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