ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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