Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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