So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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