Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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