i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We have so much sex to catch up on
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Randomize
