Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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