i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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