she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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