Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
