Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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