How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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