i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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