YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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