Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Shame - the story of my life.
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