One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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