Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
