Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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