I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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