Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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