Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
smell my finger.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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