no you cant smoke seaweed
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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