I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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