so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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