god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It was confusing and full of hummus
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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