how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Shame is for Republicans.
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