you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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