where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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