just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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