return my video game
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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