i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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