He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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