Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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