Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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