That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I pour the whiskey from now on
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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