I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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