what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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