Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just want to make out with him forever
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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