You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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