so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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